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How I Met Your Mother

This post is about my favourite show How I Met Your Mother.
The show wused to be aired on Star world every Friday night at 8:30 at night.
But then it was stopped during the middle of third season abruptly.
But Star World stopping the show couldn't stop me from watching the show..
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Stupid Fellows. I used to download the episodes from the Internet.How I Met Your Mother(HIMYM) is currently shown on CBS channel in the U.S.A.

Summary :
How I Met Your Mother is an Emmy Award winning American sitcom that premiered on CBS on September 19, 2005. The show was created by Craig Thomas and Carter Bays. The main character, Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor), in the year 2030 recounts to his son and daughter the events that led to his meeting their mother, which explains the title and allows for a narration in the past tense. How I Met Your Mother's other main characters are Marshall Eriksen (Jason Segel), Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), and Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan).
Viewers then occasionally see Ted's children on a couch and hear him talking to them, telling the story of how he met their mother. Alternatively, scenes from previous shows or shots of New York City with Ted narrating over the top are shown.

Season Synopsis :


Season One

In the year 2030, Ted Mosby (voiced by Bob Saget) gathers his daughter and son to tell them the story of how he met their mother.

The story begins in 2005 with Ted (Josh Radnor) as a single, 27-year-old architect living with his two best friends from Wesleyan University. At different points during the show, this "Wesleyan University" is alluded to being in Ohio and therefore Ohio Wesleyan University (as is written on Marshall's diploma) or in Connecticut giving the impression that it is Wesleyan University in Middletown, CT., Marshall Eriksen (Jason Segel), a law student, and Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan), a kindergarten teacher, who have been dating for almost nine years when Marshall proposes. Their engagement causes Ted to think about marriage and finding his soul mate, much to the disgust of his (best) friend Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) whom he met in a bathroom after a night of drinks. Barney is known as a womanizer with an unnamed corporate job. Ted begins his search for his perfect mate. He is introduced to the ambitious young reporter Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), when Barney plays the game he invented to introduce Ted to women: "Have you met Ted?" Ted quickly falls in love with Robin and thinks about settling down, but Robin isn't ready. The viewers learn that Robin is not the mother when Ted, as he talks to his children, refers to Robin as their "Aunt Robin".

As the series progresses, Ted begins dating a baker, Victoria, whom he meets at a wedding, causing Robin to become jealous and realize she does have feelings for him. Victoria moves to Germany for a culinary fellowship, and she and Ted try a long-distance relationship. Once Ted learns Robin has feelings for him, he tells her that he has broken up with Victoria and they almost have sex when Victoria calls and Robin answers by mistake. Ted and Victoria then break up, and Robin becomes mad at Ted for a number of episodes, but they eventually make up. Ted gets a call from Love Solutions, a matrimonial company that previously struggled to find a match for him, who have finally found him a match. But Ted decides not to show up for the blind date because he still believes Robin is the one.

Meanwhile, Lily begins to wonder if she's missed any opportunities because of her relationship with Marshall, and decides to pursue an art fellowship in San Francisco, breaking up with Marshall in the process. The season ends with Ted coming back to the apartment the morning after spending the night with Robin for the first time, to find Marshall sitting in the rain with Lily's engagement ring.


Season Two

Ted and Robin are finally a couple. A heartbroken Marshall must now go on and try to continue his life without Lily, and he reluctantly begins dating other people. Realizing she is not an artist, Lily returns to New York. She is reunited with Marshall, and the season culminates in their marriage. Barney loses a "slap bet," which permits Marshall to slap him in the face five times at any given time in the future, whenever Marshall chooses, which he does twice during this season. It is revealed that Barney has a gay, black brother (Wayne Brady). Barney believes that Bob Barker is his father takes a trip to California to be a contestant on The Price is Right, although he doesn't actually tell Barker. They discover Robin was a Canadian teen pop star in the early 90s singing "Let's go to the Mall". The music video, viewed by Barney hundreds of times, becomes a common joke during the show.

In the season finale, through a series of flashbacks, Barney learns from Ted and Robin that they broke up for some time before Marshall and Lily's wedding. Not want to take attention away from Marshall and Lily, they didn't tell anyone until after the wedding. Ted and Robin agree to stay friends as Ted wants to get married and Robin does not. The season ends with Barney excited at the prospect of Ted and himself being single guys on the town again.

Season Three

Robin returns from a trip to Argentina and Ted must adjust to life as just her friend. Marshall and Lily decide to move out on their own, falling in love with a place they can't afford. Marshall learns of Lily's bad credit rating due to her compulsive shopping. They are able to finally score their dream apartment despite this, only to discover the bad location as well as the apartment being poorly constructed. Barney is slapped for the third time on Thanksgiving, which Marshall dubs "Slapsgiving."

It is revealed that the way Ted met "The Mother" is through a story with her yellow umbrella, which he finds at a club and takes home "No Tomorrow". Ted attempts to woo Stella (Sarah Chalke), a dermatologist he sees to remove an embarrassing tattoo. This culminates in a memorable "two-minute date," which incorporates small talk, dinner, a movie, coffee, two cab rides, and a goodnight kiss, all within two minutes. Meanwhile, an unknown woman begins to sabotage Barney's attempts to hook up. Robin sleeps with Barney after he comforts her following a break-up, which is followed by Ted's disapproval due to the breaking of the "Bro Code." Ted decides to stop being friends with Barney as a result. Barney's saboteur is revealed to be Abby (Britney Spears), Stella's receptionist, with a vendetta against him for not calling her after they had sex. In the last episode, "Miracles", Ted and Barney renew their friendship after both are involved in accidents (Ted is in a cab accident and comes out of it without a scratch. Barney is run over by a bus while rushing to find out if Ted's all right). At the end of the episode, Ted proposes to Stella.[19]

In the episode "Ten Sessions", Stella reveals that she attended and left a party on St. Patrick's Day, which may have been the same one Ted attended. Ted told his children that the future mother of his children was at the party, but they had not seen each other.

It is heavily implied that Barney has feelings for Robin. In the episode "The Goat", it is revealed that in the following year (when Ted turns 31) Robin will be living in Ted's apartment.This is confirmed in "Not a Father's Day."

Season Four

The gang continues to mature as they all reach their 30s. Stella says "yes" to Ted's proposal, but leaves him at the altar to get back together with the father of her daughter, Tony. Over time, Ted eventually makes his peace with them. Barney struggles with his feelings for Robin. Barney's company shifts him to the management team of a new acquisition, Goliath National Bank (GNB), and Barney in turn gets Marshall a job at the bank as in-house counsel and a contract for Ted's firm to design GNB's Manhattan headquarters.

Marshall and Lily finally move to their new apartment and struggle over whether or not they're ready to have children. Robin takes a new job in Japan, but quickly resigns because it's even worse than Metro News One and returns to New York for Ted's wedding. Soon after, Robin becomes roommates with Ted and eventually gets a job as an anchor for a 4:00 A.M. news show after Barney sends her video resume to media companies. Ted finds out about Barney's feelings for Robin when Ted and Robin sleep together constantly so they won't fight over each other's bad habits. Relationship tension begins rising between Barney and Robin. Ted finds out Lily has sabotaged all of his relationships with anyone she doesn't approve of and indirectly may have inspired his breakup with Robin. Robin and Ted end up talking about it, causing their friendship to begin moving towards a positive note.

Ted gets laid off from his GNB design job, resulting in the founding of his own independent company named "Mosbius Designs". As his birthday approaches, Ted anticipates old age but comes to understand that the journey is just as much fun as the ending. Likewise, as Barney finally sleeps with his 200th woman and, after rubbing it in the face of the childhood bully that taunted him into pursuing it, questions what the rest of his life would be about now, leaving him more certain of his feelings for Robin.

Ted, while carrying the yellow umbrella, bumps into Stella and Tony. Tony later decides to visit him, sympathizing with Ted in his loss of Stella. Tony offers him a job as a professor of architecture, which Ted turns down, saying he doesn't miss Stella nor want her back because of her deception. This causes Tony to break up with Stella, but Stella convinces Ted to reunite the pair, who then move to California. In his last words to Stella, Ted mentions he wants what Tony and Stella, and Lily and Marshall have for each other. Stella tells him his girl is coming as fast as she can.

Lily abandons the group and disappears for four weeks after hearing a dirty joke from Barney (a plot device implemented to explain Hannigan's absence while giving birth)[citation needed]. In the season finale, Robin finally finds out about Barney's love for her, which she then reciprocates. Ted decides he is done being an architect and opts to instead teach architecture classes. The finale ends with the tease that the mother of Ted's children is in his class.

Season Five

The season kicks off with Ted starting his first day as a lecturer, standing in the middle of a classroom - although the mother was present, it turns out not to be the architecture class he is supposed to teach, but instead an economics class. It is revealed that Barney and Robin have had a sexual relationship throughout the summer. Lily locks them in a room, forcing them to have 'the talk', the two finally come to terms with their relationship. After a rough patch they decide to break up. Robin described it instead as "two friends getting back together."

The Slumdogs

For humanity,read this post completely.

He clenched his bag tightly and jerked it over his shoulder,it was too heavy. It was the beginning of his 7th grade,so he was carrying each and every book. Better yet,they were complete. Though only for a few weeks till this 'first week of school' fever wore off. He was upset,and so were Akash and Piyush,his childhood friends who stayed in his building. Last academic year,after getting down the bus,they would always have a 'kala khatta gola' before walking home. But after Akash fell ill for a couple of weeks,someone told his mother that they sat 15 minutes below the building everyday waiting for the gola colour to wear off from their tongues. And after a huge arguement at their respective places, they were prohibited from having any of that roadside stuff.

Just then, he noticed a new stall next to the stupid filthy commerce college in front of his building. It was a shabby,shanty little vada pav stall,where a lady sat with a smile despite the unpleasant smell. Hoping that this one didn't turn out to be like the sandwich man who used this very stall and once served one of the college boys a cockroach in the sandwich,he shelled out a few coins from his pocket and handed them over to the lady. The samosas were cold but oddly tasty. He smiled at her and continued walking home. Till the next academic year,they ate here everyday.She now recognised them and often asked them about their studies and exams.

One day,he noticed that she wasn't there. One week later,she was still missing.She was probably sick.
He rushed past the college people,occasionally shooting them with angry glares. He had to collect a book from a friend then go to tutions. He entered the transit camp next to the college,jumping over the piling garbage and dodging the cocks and pigs as he rushed to his place. His friend was poor,his dad was a labourer.
He entered the flat. His friend smiled and offered him a glass of water. He declined and asked him for the book. His friend started rummaging around,searching for it. A weak voice came from the corner of the room,'Who is it, son?'
He looked at the woman and their eyes met. He smiled awkwardly and walked off,without the book. His friend called out to him,he walked faster. His friend came out,he started running.
He missed class that day. He sat in the garden ignoring the snogging couples and kept staring at his feet.
He should've known. He knew that his friend was poor,but being from an upper middle-class family,he obviously didn't realize what it was actually like to be that poor. He remembered the things he saw inside the huts when he would go to retrieve the cricket ball from the slums near his old building. And what he saw wasn't pretty,he often couldn't sleep thinking about it.

He had once suggested the stall to his friend.

Today,seeing the face he knew so well since past one year in a different light made him want to cry. And he did.
From that day onwards,he jumped over wide smelly drains and walked over mucky land but never used his regular path again. Only to learn a few weeks later that the woman never again returned to that stall.
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The kid collapsed on his bed,his mom stroked his hair affectionately. They had gone to watch a movie today,Dil chahta hai. It was the first movie that he hadn't slept through,he liked it.
"Mom?"
"Hmm? Not asleep yet?"
He shook his head.
"Why do people die? Why is it necessary that everyone has to die some day?"
"Why are you asking this?"
"That scene,where that woman is in the hospital and dying,I felt bad. Some day even you will go. What will me and Abhi do?"
"You will be grown ups then,like me and your father. I'm so old and yet I have my parents. We won't leave soon,don't worry. You can take care of yourself."
He rolled aside, the pillow engulfed his tears.
"Why do the sweepers clean that filthy garbage?"
"They aren't poor. They have more houses than us. You didn't know that?"
"You're lying. I've seen them in the huge cylinder things near the main road."
"No,kusu. That was someone else."
"Why are there so many beggars? Why doesn't the government just print many notes and give it to them? Everyone will be happy. Those poor people don't get anything. Dad shouldn't have ignored that poor man who came to our rickshaw today. He was blind,mom. What happens to such people? Do they live like that always? It must feel very bad na?"
His mother stayed silent. He continued.
"Today we went there again. To take the ball."
"Today?"
".... No,day before yesterday."
His mother walked off to her room suddenly. He was pretty sure he heard a sob from the bedroom,after an hour.
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Each and every word written above is true. The dil chahta hai and the poverty dialogues happened on two seperate nights though.
My dad tells me that the first month that my mom moved in into Bombay with dad,she was continuously crying as she wasn't used to the slums and the squalor. She stopped reading 'Shantaram' mid-way,she switched off 'Slumdog millionare' before the slum scenes barely started. She still can't take it,though she has learnt to keep herself away from it.
My locality has many slums and transit camps nearby. It's tough to walk by them everyday,but now I'm accustomed to it. Once in a while,I pause to watch the kids fly 'kites' using plastic bags,or buying toffees and sweets from shops or the women chatting on the foot-path.
At one point,we may start accepting that some things prevail. But then,it doesn't make those things invisible.